The Lads
The Lads roll onto the fairways like they own the place—because, in their minds, they do. Inspired by the sharp-dressed, no-nonsense English gangsters of the 1920s, this squad plays golf with the same attitude they bring to the streets: calculated, fearless, and always a step ahead. With flat caps, tailored vests, and a knack for reading greens like a high-stakes poker game, they don’t just play—they run the course. Whether it's a friendly wager or a high-stakes tournament, one thing’s certain: The Lads don’t just aim to win—they aim to control the game.
James
James is the captain of The Lads .The most blonde golfer on the course, with a sunny disposition and a laid-back attitude that matches his bright hair. His effortless style and cheerful vibe make him a fan favorite, always bringing positivity to every round.
Joe
Joe is making a big comeback on the golf course, returning stronger and more determined than ever. With a renewed focus and a drive to succeed, he’s showing everyone that it’s never too late to reclaim his place at the top.
James
Captain
Robert
Wiggle Butt
Joe
Jacob aka Slender King
Alternate
Jacob
Jacob is a golfer known for his slim physique, but don’t let that fool you—his precision and focus on the course make him a rising star. Despite his stature, Jacob brings an impressive blend of skill and determination to every round.
Robert
Robert is a refined menace on the course, blending the unshakable poise of the British Empire with the hypnotic rhythm of his signature wiggle butt backswing. Every drive is a display of imperial precision and cheeky flair. Opponents may laugh—until they're six strokes behind.
Sam T
Sam T
Sam is a rookie golfer whose game is unknown to the commissioner.